LEGIONNAIRES

Just finished this song based on an encounter with a terribly posh bear me and my old band had a few years ago in a Notting Hill pub. After making bear noises and ranting about his cubs in San Fransisco, he took umbridge, mid-sentence, to a trellis attached to the house opposite the pub. After deciding this brought the aesthetics of the road down, he stormed out and tore it down. We legged it as soon as he took to tearing down the little wooden porch above the door.

Here’s to you bear man. Here’s to you.